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I made a music video (in flash) to DJ BJ's "Jungle Job (SUCK MY DICK)". They asked me to make one and I said "sure why not". They wanted it to be crappy but somewhat viral, so that's what I was going for.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0zOwf_TsA-U (for some reason NG says "URL NOT FOUND" so i can't embed it)
720p version on youtube. Kinda lags a little due to my computer being shit (when converting).
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/593739 flash version on newgrounds (I would appreciate it if you'd vote 5, if you don't, i wouldn't mind though!)
Hello there, newgrounds!
It's time again for me to make a flash and i'm kind of in desperate need of good voice actors with nice quality mics. It's a short animation (42 lines all together, with 3 characters). One of the character spots is already filled.
A little bit about the project;
It's a LockLegion animation, so if you don't like those then you can probably stop reading right here.
Basically it's an office scenario where one of the locks gets fired, that'd be the first episode. Doesn't sound like much but it makes for a great introduction into the series and its characters.
Den is the main character (RSS Lock), he's a somewhat whiny dude, the guy who gets fired.
Yannick (Explosive Lock) is the assistance of the boss. I'm not really sure what he should sound like so surprise me.
Oliver (Pumpkin Lock) is the boss. His voice would be kind of like Cave Johnson from Portal 2 or that guy with the eyepatch from Harvey Birdman.
This is what the animation and art style will look like. I sadly can't continue right now cause right after that the first line of voice acting would start.
If you're interested, here's a little snipped from the script. It'd be great, if you could record a line or two of that for the character you desire:
Yannik (Explosive): Oh, well hey I gotta talk to you for a sec.
Den: Wait, check this out first *waves at yannik to make him come over*
Yannik (while walking over): If that's one of your sick brazilian fartporn videos again i swear to god im gonna kill ya
Den: What? No it's -- (interrupted by Yannik)
Yannik: I'm really surprised that you can get off to that sick shit man, what's wrong with you
Den: Um dude, I'm no- (interrupted again)
Yannik: yeah keep telling yourself
Den (after a pause): anyways, look at this *pointing at the screen*, it's a flash I've made *clicks on the mouse button*
Pumpkin: Good. You see Den, there are 3 kinds of people in this office. Ones that I like. Ones that I dislike and then there's you.
Den: Well at least you don't dislike me then.
Pumpkin: Not what i said. Listen; The people that i like, they're fine. Those who i dislike, i can deal with. You just don't seem to be making the cut. You're fired.
Den: ..the fuck?! Why?
Pumpkin: I don't know, life's a bitch.
Den: You don't know why you fired me?
Pumpkin: What's your favorite number?
Pumpkin: That's the reason. We don't like no people whose favorite number is 12 around here. *claps twice* Yannik, come in please.
Hey guys, i know that you probably have no fucking clue who i am but who cares.
I'd like to sell my steam account. Steamcalculator says it's worth about $160 but i certainly don't want that much for it.
Here's a list of my games.
If you're interested in that, please drop me a PM on here with how much you'd like to spend. I'm open for anything, as long as it isn't something like $0.01 (lol xD wtf!!!!!!!!) blabla.
Yestarday, I played this little game called Spectrum TD. It pretty much motivated me to make something similar, just with more towers but about the same amount of waves. Probably a bigger variety of enemies as well. It'd be kind of like Command and Conquer: Red Alert 3, updating wise (general stars, to buy new towers).
And it'd be a Lock Legion game. It'd be a sequel to "Defend LL.Com", which is probably one of the worst games on all of NG.
So if you're a coder and are interested in helping me, i'd be delighted. Of course, we'd split whatever profit we might make 50/50.
I am very well capable of making nice game graphics, as those of you who know who i am or what i can do might know. Whether it's AS2 or 3 doesn't really matter to me, i don't really see much of a difference in the final product anyways.
found a cool guy to work with so no worries!
So yeah that's all, enjoy your day!
Since i don't really have any news, i will waste my frontpage newspost ability on this. It's a project a good friend of mine has worked on for a long time and he put a shitload of effort into it. And it shows.
Please go watch it and vote.
Also tom, if you read that, would be amazingly awesome, if you could frontpage that movie (;.
I haven't made a NG post in ages, so i thought i might as well write one now.
So yeah, you guys could really help me if you filled out the following list:
1. What is your favorite beat 'em up game (flash game or real game, doesn't matter)
2. Why is that your favorite game? Anything special about it?
3. What makes that game so different from the others?
That's all, basically. I'd appreciate it if you would fill that rather small list out and posted it as a comment!
So after a LOT of trouble I had with this stupid flash collab, I decided (was forced) to finally get my act together and finish the thing. Every click I made took like 5 minutes to load and moving from scene to scene took about half a life time. But anyways, it's done and now you can watch it here on NG, I will post a link below.
A lot of help came from people all over TBA to support me and kick my ass during the process (which was like what, 6-7 months? )
Wasim for example made the graphics for the preloader, which Joelasticot coded. Thanks for that guys!!
rtil, kench and CNK made parts for the collab, and they all turned out really great.
So anyways, the topic of the Time Trial was "Propaganda" and I could've had it done for that April Fool's Joke NG had going but I 'decided' not to!
lots of fun was involved
I am glad it's done
watch it here: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/
Also, if you can't recognize what the thing in the credits is, the one that I am burning. Go ask Mindchamber, he can tell you!