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Discount Mayonnaise Discount Mayonnaise

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Sometimes I really hate newgrounds

Score of 3.82? Before I reloaded the page it was at 3.87 so apparently it's dropping, what's going on with people not enjoying fucking amazing games these days?

Amazing work to all of you three, you did a great job in producing the probably most entertaining flash side-scroller I've ever played.


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Joelasticot responds:

Relax my little dingleberry, it's only got 250 votes, the score is still unstable! And thanks for the review BUDDY


Globetrotter XL Globetrotter XL

Rated 5 / 5 stars

winterpredator is a fucking fag

this game is great, and if you're actually not american you would probably not suck as much at this game. Most americans i talk to don't even know that denmark is above germany, so much for education on geography there.

great game, nice replay value if you don't suck at geography and also neat to against friends.



Programming God Programming God

Rated 5 / 5 stars

amazin'

awesome work, once again. I'm very close to be 3rd place!!


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Toss the Turtle Toss the Turtle

Rated 5 / 5 stars

very nice

Great game

total distance: 19,806,186.8
best: 2,881,621.1

I don't know how to get that button medal but still very nice game.


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Coil Coil

Rated 2 / 5 stars

the game itself is great

but it's unplayable
these screens with poets stay on for about 5 minutes each what the fuck

i'm sorry if i overread how to click them away but so far it worked with waiting. but I'm not willing to wait about half an hour just to complete a game.



Da Pink Knight Da Pink Knight

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

it was ok i guess

Usually I really like games like these (Portal Defenders for example) but this one wasn't quite as good. It's extremely fucking hard because you can't even get up as soon as the boss gets his saw attack. It would probably be a lot easier if the game wasn't so graphic intense (slow on my computer, even on low quality).

The concept was simple, nothing too special which isn't a bad thing. But yeah, for me it's unplayable because it's just by far too slow.


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A Bad Taste of Pico A Bad Taste of Pico

Rated 5 / 5 stars

great game

where the fuck is nene


Joelasticot responds:

I have a triple triple triple chin, daaaaaaaaaaaym


Meet'N'Fuck: Sal Meet'N'Fuck: Sal

Rated 5 / 5 stars

really awesome

i'm not a big fan of hentai games but this was amazing. Loved it all.


cnk responds:

"this was amazing"


VDay Blast VDay Blast

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Great game

I still have the .swf of the game that is kind of similar to that.

Really nice, I had 76 hearts at the end B).

loved the sun in the background btw


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catbrush responds:

leet boi

the sun is randy


soulja pig soulja pig

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Great game

I really, really enjoyed playing this. Great work, man.


catbrush responds:

ur life belong to soulja pig